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9rimes:

so. like whats the point of commenting on someone’s weight? whats the point of commenting on how many fat people you see?

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

immaculate-misconceptiionz:

▲Trip Ballz▲

immaculate-misconceptiionz:

▲Trip Ballz▲

Never ignore a person that loves you, cares for you, and misses you simply because they’re always there. Otherwise one day you might wake up and find that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Anonymous (via somewhatvanilla)