certified dilf magnet

jesuschristvevo:

*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*

awfullyy:

♡

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

howdy there partner

howdy there partner

bewbin:

Yes, I am bilingual.

bewbin:

Yes, I am bilingual.

aciddaisies:

✞ soft grunge/models ✞
what people are really thinking during sex, so true!

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

weiners

weiners

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

easied:

when boys are over 6ft»

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iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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